akrystalkupcake:

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

Nicely done. I went the handwriting analysis route.

(via actuallytroybolton)

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby, via tabandmountaindew)

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

(via tabandmountaindew)

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

image

ah yes your average straight boy

(via whalethisisawkward)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

That a instead of an fd me up

(Source: star-loser, via succeeding)